I just couldn’t help but post this for those of you that Celebrate Thanksgiving… Happy Thanksgiving everyone…
Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving:
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants I’ll burst!
5. That’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.
14. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up!
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The Attack of Sam Mullet and the Beard/Hair Cutters Gang!
OK… this is fricken hilarious…
Yes, honestly it’s a real person and real people… they not only cut beards, but HAIR!! Yes, they FORCIBLY were doing it… Is there some irony in that name and the crimes they are accused of… sounds like a story from the Onion… but it’s not. Just really funny… OK… sorry, these are HATE crimes…it is so insensitive of me, because that’s no laughing matter.
But come on… is this not funny to you too?? LOL…
Amish haircut attacks: Sam Mullet and 6 ‘beard cutters’ charged with hate crimes
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